Attack of the Slimy Gorb

Back in high school my friends would spit these horrible thick gorbies to the ceiling outside the woodwork room where we hung out at lunch time. One day my our mate Phil hurled out this monstrous green snot goblin.

As we praised his winning slimy blob clinging from the ceiling, my favourite teacher came over to say hi but her last step stopped directly underneath the gorb from hell. As she stood there smiling at me, the slime-ball hung inches above her head stretching thinner and lower until SNAP! SPLAT! Right between her eyes.

The poor woman's face instantly turned to shear horror. She shook her hands wildly gagging and yelled "disgusting animals!" before running into the toilet to wipe Phil's snot off her face. We pissed ourselves laughing.

I felt so bad for her she was really nice

But what goes up must come down