Elvis and Nixon had it in for Lennon
- Ivan Gian-Piero
- May 11, 2022
- 1 min read
Updated: May 12, 2022
One heavenly morning down in Graceland
Elvis slipped out of his golden silky sheets
While Cilla cooked him up a big breakfast
the radio played all the latest hits
But this made Elvis feel uneasy coz every song sadly wasn’t his
He felt terribly afraid someone else would steal his fame
Coz after all he was crowned the king
One dismal day inside the white house
Mr. Nixon was wailing over bad press
The war in Vietnam was revealed a total sham
And the leader of hippies was causing him distress
On a peaceful cold Montreal morning
John Lennon was promoting peace in bed
As the masses praised his spirit and conduct
A couple of douchebags were butt hurt instead
So, Elvis and Nixon got together
Nixon made him a member of the FBI
Over burgers and beers, they shared their greatest fears
And both agreed if he doesn’t leave then the hippy has to die
Elvis and Nixon had it in for Lennon
He won his case to immigrate
So, they sent him to heaven
Elvis and Nixon had it in for Lennon
He never stood a chance and never saw it coming
Elvis and Nixon had it in for Lennon
Coz of his god given talent and wish to lay down all weapons
Elvis and Nixon had it in for Lennon
But all he tried to do was prevent Armageddon
2019
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