Get Off Your Arse (You Fat Lazy C#@t)

He’s got a government job

It’s boring but pays a lot

A giant projector screen is all he wants

Shuts himself in the dark

Doesn’t wanna talk to anyone

Turns his surround sound system all the way up

Watching utter shit, only on Netflix

As he plays online games on his PC

Chain smokes and vapes, doesn’t wash everyday

Hasn’t seen his dick in years coz he’s grossly overweight

Get off your arse you fat lazy cunt

Don’t treat me like the hired help and I’m not your mum

You say you can’t be fucked well that’s just not good enough

The last thing we need is another fuck-wit in charge

Get off your arse your fat lazy cunt

What a total waste of space your life has become

You say you can’t be fucked well that’s just not good enough

The last thing we need is another fuck-wit in charge

Get off your asses all you fat lazy cunts

Heart failure will make all our Christmases come at once

Get off your ass you fat lazy cunts

Leave them all behind when we colonised Mars

2019