Nerdy Girls

I been out with some beautiful girls

But it’s never really lasted that long

Sooner or later, they want someone else

Like some executive based in Hong Kong

Arty girls are so indecisive must they ponder everything?

And sporty girls are too athletic

Everything’s a competition they must win

Nerdy girls are so fun to hang out with

They understand all my quotes

And nerdy girls appreciate my collection

Of cool toys and trashy videos

Business girls are so out of my league

They’re too ambitious for their own good

And army girls creep up behind you

And can split me like a piece of wood

Party girls get so excited

Over the most trivial things

And older women come with too much baggage

From ex-husbands and their kids

But Nerdy girls are so fun to hang out with

They understand all my jokes

And nerdy girls appreciate my collection

Of cool comics and cheesy videos

I’m too short and a little out of shape

I don’t do sports and I don’t fit in to place

I read comic books and I play pinball

She likes all these things too

Now we do them all together

Nerdy Girls! Hey here’s my number

Nerdy Girls! Call me anytime

Nerdy Girls! I’ll cook you dinner

Nerdy Girls! and show you a cool time

2010